“Love and Happiness” by Al Green. This has quickly become my theme song of 2010. I heard this in the car on the way home one day and went on an Al Green download spree on Amazon. It was a mere two days after that I cooked this half fantastic/half embarrassing meal.
Let’s start with the Chicken Parmesan, shall we? As mentioned earlier, I had taken a cooking class and gotten some sweet recipes. I particular liked the butternut squash and chicken parm.
Chicken Parmesan (serves 4)
Sauce
2 medium garlic cloves, peeled and minced
1/4 cup olive oil
1 can (28 oz) crushed tomatoes
1/2 tsp dried basil
1/4 tsp dried oregano
1/4 tsp sugar
salt and pepper to taste
Chicken
3 Tbsp Dijon mustard (the secret ingredient!)
1 Tbsp white-wine vinegar
1/2 tsp salt
1/2 tsp black pepper
4 boneless, skinless chicken breast cutlets
3/4 cup breadcrumbs
2-3 tsp Italian seasoning blend
1 cup Parmesan cheese, finely grated
4 slices Mozzarella cheese or Asiago cheese
3 Tbsp olive oil
Prepare the sauce. In a large saucepan, heat the garlic and oil together over medium high heat until the garlic starts to sizzle. Stir in the tomatoes, basil, oregano, sugar, a pinch of salt and pepper. Bring to a simmer. Continue to simmer until sauce thickens a bit and flavors meld, about 10-12 minutes. Taste sauce, adjust seasoning if necessary, cover and keep warm.
Preheat the over to 450 deg F. Butterfly each chicken cutlet to flatten to an even thickness – between 1/4-1/2 inch.
Whisk together mustard, vinegar, salt, and 1/4 tsp of pepper in a large bowl, add the chicken pieces, tossing to coat well.
In another bowl, mix together the breadcrumbs and grated cheese. Mix well and add in the olive oil. Transfer to a shallow plate. Dredge the chicken pieces 1 piece at a time in the crumb mixture, coating completely. Press the crumbs in gently to adhere and transfer to a greased baking sheet (I used foil for easy clean up). Bake in the middle of the oven until golden brown and cooked through, about 15 minutes.
Ladle sauce over the chicken and place a piece of mozzarella/asiago cheese on top and bake just until starting to melt.
I pretty much followed this recipe exactly. I bought asiago cheese from this grocery Mecca and laid that on top. I used Panko style bread crumbs. It was exactly what I wanted, what I needed, what I’d been looking for my whole life.
My enthusiasm for this meal slowly disintegrated as I moved onto my side dish. I found a recipe in Bittman for pureed white beans with garlic. It was fairly simple: white beans, oil, garlic, blender, stovetop, water. It was the last two steps that defeated me. After blending, I added the cannellini beans to the stovetop and added water per the recipe. However, I pour the water in and immediately realized I poured in too much. There I was, in a panic. The recipe said to cook on the stove for just a few min to warm up the puree. In my state of disarray, I grabbed the first thing that came to mind: flour. Yes, I thought back to my pancake batter days and whenever it was too watery, I just added flour. Yeah, doesn’t quite work in this situation. I managed to get the bean-flour mess to the right consistency, but I’d basically created a bean batter. I tried to force my way through more than a couple of bites, but eventually just threw in the towel. Into the trash that went. Now I know better…cornstarch. Oh well, this is why it’s a blog about learning to cook.
Oh, and I anticipated bad beans, so I had some salad greens to help offset the damage.
